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Let me start by saying that it is TOTALLY possible that I am just a snotty bitch. (I know, complete stretch, right??) That said, there are some creepy ass people working my shift. I know it takes a special person to work the midnight shift, and in a hospital no less. So we have the mothers who work midnights so they can be there during the day for their kids. There are the people that just hired in and are only working midnights until they can transfer to something during the day. There are about five people in the entire hospital on this shift that do it because they like it. The other people work this shift because I think the sunlight burns their skin. Or eyes, or whatever. Now, I know that there are people in the world that this is a serious affliction for, and for them I feel terrible. These people appear to have made a pact with the devil or something.

Now these could be perfectly nice people. I could be judging (please see sentence #1). For all I know, they work nights so they can patrol the playgrounds in their beat up old vans looking for their next victim. Or maybe they really like completely screwing up their body by being awake working all night. I don't know because I am not here to make friends. I am here because I need a paycheck. And if I happen to have my office all locked up and closed it probably means I don't want to chat.

There is one floor guy in particular that just has to walk past my office about 25 times to sweep over the same spot - leering in here everytime he goes by. I am not that hot, so come on! I don't like it - it makes me uncomfortable. But I can't say anything - what if he isn't a creep? Then I look like a total douchebag.

Maybe I have been watching too much Law and Order. I don't know. I just wish we had blinds on the windows of this fishbowl of an office that I work in...that or that I could win the lottery and not have to work any more. Now, that would be nice...though it would involve me having to purchase a ticket....